cha0s says:
-how many gigantic drums does this desert need

cha0s says:
-thats so like.. eastern sandpeople-esque

cha0s says:
-i wonder if im doing something very unholy

sarcastically annoyed cha0s says:
-"ohh ill gather tons and tons of energy that i cant use and carry it around"
-"holy sh*t this sh*t is heavy, now i have to eat even more energy to carry it"

cha0s says:
-im some old drunk coder

revelatory cha0s says:
-dude i sound like i should be in a f*cking borders cafe with a latte or some sh*t

snobby, upper-class cha0s says:
-i need to become rich so its obvious how classy i am hrhrhr im a d*ck

cha0s says:
-GhANDI WHY OH WHY did you have to die

severly drunk cha0s says:
-not what i wanna say divided by how much i hink poepl can unedertsand LOL
-keboards are funny
-key
-boards
-the board, tht has keys
-board?

drunk cha0s says:
-okay conversytaing obevr
-HGOLY SH*T
-conversation over(

drunk cha0s says:
-i think i speak for the world whanb i say "o_o"

drunk cha0s says:
-alls i gotta sday bout my typing uis "cose enough  "

drunk cha0s says:
-it sounds ogod in my rIN

drunk cha0s says:
-yeah dude
-iggest pradox in the universe
-you notice it when yo di it ut

stoned cha0s says:
-ahhehae
-aseee its like a  epkmiphany
-when your like tripping, trippy sh*t happens

drunk and/or stoned cha0s says:
-vafeytreois
(note: we still can't figure out what this means. If you have any luck translating it, let us know)

cha0s says:
-god all these quotes could be like
Josiah says:
-a book?
cha0s says:
-expanded into their own pseudo-reality =|

cha0s says:
-he like
-'damn im feelin bad'
-and you see him look at all the plants
-and theyre all like x.x;
-and then he picks a bud off one and its like
-wahhh
-n then he like smokes it

cha0s says:
-imagine a plant with like.. roots under it divided in two parts like spinning for it to run hahahahahah

cha0s says:
-idea: tree people would be cute and funny

cha0s says:
-god dude if i could somehow just materialize all my thoughts at a seconds whim
Josiah says:
-the earth would explode, cha0s.

skeptical cha0s says:
if thats really what the books about ill eat a cookie

cha0s says:
-i cant believe that noone has been spending time thinking of a more structured 'perfect' language
Josiah says:
-I can picture it now...
-"beer, drugs, pot booze chicks? booze pot"
cha0s says:
-based on like concepts that maybe a lot of people dont think about
Josiah says:
-oh.
-nevermind.

cha0s says:
-i have a question
-does it sometimes sound like i dont write english natively
Josiah says:
-nah dude
-you just sound like you're too hippy to really care

cha0s says:
-i really should start to get a bit deeper into computers soon
-ur all 'deeper, how in the'
Josiah says:
-unless you planning on somehow developing a sort of hardware fetish, yeah...

cha0s says:
-we should do a lil LL planning i think
-jsut... let me hit this...

cha0s says:
-dude you know whats good as hell
-pickled peppers
-peter piper was a f*ckin genius

questionable cha0s says:
-i dunno yahoo is f*cking gay man
-i may convert to using yahoo actually

cha0s says:
-oh and i solved world hunger today
-boy, am i tired
Josiah says:
-'and hungry'
-'...wait'
-'SH*T'

cha0s says:
-dude
-ants carry away dust balls in my room =|

cha0s says:
-i can cook man
-cooking is very straight
-chicks dig it
-someone calls me gay im like
-....cooking is straight!!! i cook!!

cha0s says:
-i just remembered something
-after like 7 yrs
-this one guy wanted me to teach him how to program in qb
-whoops

cha0s says:
-i wonder if publish is a play on like
-polish + public
-like polish for the public

cha0s says:
-whoever started using 'dillweed' as an insult is stupid =| dill tastesfucking good

cha0s says:
-my comp gives blue screens when i start touching it 'there'

cha0s says:
-well the good news is this sequence thingy is probably gonna be up and running tonight
Josiah says:
-"the bad news is I'm outta pot"
cha0s says:
-the bad news is, penguins ca'nt survive in this climate
Josiah says:
-...oh o.o

cha0s says:
-'spaghetti...'
-'step on it'
-'fettucini!'
-'luigi youre a genius!'
-'magnifico!'

cha0s says:
-argh that logic just pwned everything in a 2 block radius

cha0s says:
-ok listen to this theory i concocted
Josiah says:
-uh oh

cha0s says:
-yeah im ranting again
-and hitting myself in the brain with a scissors =|
Josiah says:
-'a scissors'
cha0s says:
=D
Josiah says:
-I think you must've hit something already.
cha0s says:
-something.. vital.

Josiah says:
-Oh, cha0s? he's coding, smoking a joint, ranting about philosophy, inventing a method for practical teleportation, and screwing 8 chicks at the same time
-actually I think he's just smoking a joint.

cha0s says:
-like 2 ^ wtf
-2 to the power of wtf

cha0s says:
-the question is
-just HOW famous do you think we'll be after this?
-fan mail?
-groupies?
-fan mail groupies?

cha0s says:
-what you dont know is ive been slacking off nearly this WHOLE time

cha0s says:
-SMOKE THE BIBLE
Josiah says:
-"that is some HOLY sh*t man"
cha0s says:
-to be honest, in the back theres always those blank pages
-and if u have one with the thin pages
-perfect rolling papes

cha0s says:
-dont ever f*cking doubt me
-I'ma go eat some caviar.

Josiah says:
-I can see the day when you'll write a program in 6 lines that will turn the earth inside out in a single, swift movement.

cha0s says:
-anim[0].frame[2].sound = sound_rayflap
-thats like most of the code
Josiah says:
-thatth tho tight guy! :D
-ahahahaha that sentance scares even me.

cha0s says:
-all i have to do, is create funcs that switch around values, and i can get anything anywhere
-say i can only modify 2 vars with a seq... i could modify a var, tell that thing to call a func, and that *func* could be what puts the value anywhere it needs to be ;p
-i dunno if that makes sense
-but its sweet

cha0s says:
-never even thought about it =|

cha0s says:
-man i am f*cking Insane i think
Josiah says:
-HAHAHA... hahaha
-ha
-oh man
-hey guess what
cha0s says:
-?
Josiah says:
-no no... guess what
-okay, here
cha0s says:
-"yes"
Josiah says:
-aw damn
-I was gonna say "I'M F*CKIN GAY" to go with the whole 'obvious' theme

cha0s says:
-if a wanted any lip from ya id rattle meh zippr XD
-doesnt work as good on you
Josiah says:
-hah
cha0s says:
-might take it seriously =|
Josiah says:
-I've heard that one so many times
-...oh sh*t
-I've heard it IN QUOTES ><

cha0s says:
-its like windows is a spirit and your prog is a 'vessel' or, body o.o
-thats deep

phoenix says:
-Speezus did the real work
-Jesus was just a pretty face
-just the public image

cha0s says:
-i can control sounds on x,y,z ;p
-but z just wont move
-O.o
-one day z's gonna like
-smash up and hit someone in the face

insightful cha0s says:
-u know whats trippy
-if you lean backwards over something, and look in a mirror
-and pretend youre hanging upside down =|

cha0s says:
-sometimes i get that when i insight it, it looks like it jumps around randomly... doesnt crash ur comp or anything, just is like about as vague as the m$ standard "your prog sh*t this out" dialog

cha0s says:
-this morning i coded from bed
=>
Josiah says:
-o.o

Josiah says:
-we have a n00b fanbase plx
cha0s says:
-dude you need the n00bs
(note: not directed at any possible fanbase that may or may not exist at any time before, during, or after release of this product)

cha0s says:
-dude i am the most just person i know
-*nose gets bigger*
=/

cha0s says:
-lkie ships of monkeys
-wasting other ships of monkeys
-taking bananas
-and women monkeys

cha0s says:
-there should be more horse people there
-then they could graze together
-w ecould ride them, etc
(note: Rattrapmax, he's looking at you. START RUNNING HORSIE)

cha0s says:
-1/2 done
-im like a real life progress bar =>

syn9 says:
-thats some pretty advanced sh*t

toilet humor cha0s says:
-ruben is my name, pooping is my game
-oh yeahhhh =| i thought of that one on the toilet

cha0s says:
-checkmate beatch
-thats what i said after i wrote it
-oh wait, here
-"beatch" 
-~cha0s 2005, upon completion of the check_psf routine.
-see?
-its been documented

cha0s says:
-lets do a kickback to enix.. hmm...
-'illusion of lynn's virginity'

cha0s says:
-looks like qbn's bearing fruits *looks at the furry avatars of late  *
Josiah says:
-HA
-HAHA

cha0s says:
-either im a genius or i don't know what the fuck im doing
-cant figure it out

cha0s says{
382 is literally an integer
unless you cast it into like a short or anything else
basic does all that for you
thats why c programmers cry at night =)
}
//I don't understand that one -jjt

cha0s says:
-you know your .bi?
Josiah says:
=(

Josiah says:
-half of a half is an aff and an aff and a half is three aff's as an aff is a half of a half
-that just flows for me

Josiah says:
-I'm so glad I'm writing this sh*t down

cha0s says:
-the src has its own directory structure now XD
-needed it
-"the src has its own sentience now XD"
-"needed it :D"

cha0s says:
-MY PRIDE AND HOY

Josiah says:
-GARY TELLS ME TO KILL THINGS BUT OTHER PEOPLE SAY HE ISN'T THERE

cha0s says:
-drunk animals are funny
=D

cha0s says:
-I BRING TIDINGS OF HOY! =>
-lol
Josiah says:
-hoy
-wtf man

cha0s says:
-the internet is a furry convention

cha0s says:
-cha0s' official position on the matter
-"you are never allowed to put that much effort into something gay"

cha0s says:
-i think of shit like that all the time in the bathroom
-the odd part is i think everyone does for the most part
-that is, have inspiration in the bathroom
-what the f*ck?
-good luck trying to understand the universe socrates
-that ones WAY over your head =|

cha0s says:
-dude
-this system is like teh ownage for game programmers
Josiah says:
-did you just say 'teh ownage'
cha0s says:
-yes.. :(
Josiah says:
-*slap*

cha0s says:
-CATcake
-hahahahah
-get it?
-cuz your cats
-flat
-like a cake
-HahahAHa
-oh man
-dont u get it? =(

Josiah says:
-like oz and his loud-mouthed 'respect' for....GOD
cha0s says:
-GOD thats annoying

Josiah says:
-I always thought peek and poke were funny names
cha0s says:
-PEEK and POKE always thought Josiah was a funny name
-coincidence?
Josiah says:
=(
cha0s says:
-Hardly.

cha0s says:
-dude i STILL have no idea how fb works

cha0s says:
-what didntn u get
Josiah says:
-about aap's post?
cha0s says:
-no about f*cking fried salsa
Josiah says:
-OH
-well that's different
-I have many a theory on f*cking fried salsa, however most of them are moot as intercourse with such a questionable (and most likely charred, at this point) substance is not entirely reccomended

cha0s loves his kitty says:
-i wrote a memory manbager
-;p
-manager*
Josiah says:
-WHOA
-I read that as
-'manbanger'
-O_O

Josiah says:
-gay people are all the same
-falmbouyant, annoying, and, well, gay
phoenix says:
-you are quite right
Josiah says:
-straight people however
-are very diverse
-why, some are even gay!
phoenix says:
-wahahha

stoned cha0s says:
-i wanna be floating
-but i have to sit
-ists gay

cha0s says:
-i have to work tonight
-im so glad im not like a violent person

Josiah says:
-hey
-since when did LL have a bluescreen of death o.o

cha0s says:
-so get craking monkey boy!!!
-*crack*
Josiah says:
-well, you were the one who distracted me with RoamerCam 2000

cha0s says:
-weed is more popular than i'll ever be
-ah well...
-im up there with the phonograph =(

cha0s says:
-BRAINFREEEEZE
-OHHHH
-FUCKKK

cha0s says:
-i cant wait till i get a printer
-then i can physically cut all code into pieces and group them differently if needed
-my mom said in half jest i'd probably end up like the guy from a beautiful mind
-code all over my walls
-except
-i see willie nelson, not ed harris
-<.<
Josiah says:
-hahhah?
cha0s says:
-he tells me to "keep it real Ruben :) Keep smoking the ganja!"

cha0s says:
-i think im sick
Josiah says:
-no sh*t
-...oh
-like, ill?

cha0s says:
-i'm one of the funniest people that i hang out with
-its depressing

cha0s says:
-pot dawned for me on 1998 december 10th, 8:41:23:53 pm
-thatsright
-i know the millisecond baby
-\m/

cha0s says:
-im gonna play some scrabble and program at the same time

cha0s says:
-just thought of a great way to do this
-i'll just put a pointer to a gmap struct inside the ll struct, that way, in ll its just 4 bytes unused
-in gmap ill allocate a struct at that pointer tho
-one day you may understand what i did here and be like
-"today is the day that i understand what he did here =|"

cha0s says:
-hahaha
-weird line of code
-tmpy = replace( "nevahgunna", "poop.", lns( p ) )

cha0s says:
-dude
-my computer wouldnt boot
-i had to rip one of 3 sound cards out

cha0s says:
-const numoff*cks  = 99

cha0s says:
-you can't be ugly with a name like nikki

Josiah says:
-no pot and no pussy make cha0s a dull boy
cha0s says:
-Yeah
-holy sh*t dude
-youre like a miniature buddha =|

cha0s says:
-Real good talent isnt just like
-growing on
-talent
-trees
-...=|

cha0s says:
-i love screwing with animals

cha0s says:
-if i wouldve been coding this whole time
-i wouldve had like
-wall lasers

cha0s says:
-getting enemies to slide is gonna take a lil longer
Josiah says:
-yeh
cha0s says:
-i think 1 line

cha0s says:
-if i was a stalker
-id sooo stalk her
->.>

cha0s says:
-i have a weird effect on girls dude
Josiah says:
-so every man likes to think
->>
cha0s says:
-id rather have a not "weird effect
Josiah says:
-ohh
-;p
cha0s says:
-id rather have a "oh wow these clothes are heavy, they must leave my body" effect

cha0s says:
-ah great
-about to prog and someones messaging me aout hickies on her boob

cha0s says:
-i gotta sleep soon mehh
-f*cking biological needs
-sooo restrictive

cha0s says:
-dude
-i tooth
-all day long

cha0s says:
-i wouldve blown those idiots away if i couldve progged at jail
-you know what line i loved sticking them with
-"you [guard] f*ckers are STuck here.. im just passing through"
-"this is your LIFE"
-my cell mates were like
-yeahhh
-giving me love
Josiah says:
-...
cha0s says:
-not gay love

cha0s says:
-theres like 95 objs
-i probably botched like 25
-good thing im not a surgeon

cha0s says:
-imagine like
-a brain
-then like a thingy that like
-descends on it, covers it
-sticks a big ass thing in the back of the brain
-itd be like a brain humper
=o

cha0s says:
-dragon trying to blow out a cake but scorching it is cute and funny

cha0s says:
-formatting my computer was stressful
-;p
-was like an earthquake splitting the ground open, and i had to make sure nothing important was in there when it closed again
Josiah says:
-ahaha
-man
-dvd burners are useful
-8)
-*cough*
cha0s says:
-ah shaddap
Josiah says:
-XD
cha0s says:
-not being gay is useful
-8)

cha0s says:
-i have to read something called "a day with cvs"
-how gay and mr rogers sounding

Josiah says:

|\     /|
=^ \_/ ^=
    Y

cha0s says:
-;p
Josiah says:
-wahaha
cha0s says:
-f*ckin furry

Josiah says:
-message of the day
-black sabbath fisfsdhfsdhjfdad
cha0s says:
=|
Josiah says:
-*fscking rocks

cha0s says:
-have you ever "smiled" at a girl and her be like
-"are you on shrooms?"

phoenix says:
-at the end of LL
-you should show lynn in a bikini
-for no goddamn reason
-and you should put bigass text on the screen:
-"PULLIN' A METROID"

phoenix says:
-clear like you were, when you were all doubled up
-that one time
-when you were all "what i'm not doubled up"
-but i saw it you were
-and both of you were see through
->=|

Josiah says:
-dude I see weird shit in static fuzz
-like I could stare at a detuned tv all day
-and be like
-hurr hurr islands

Josiah says:
-dude guitars are like
-porn
=|
cha0s says:
-...

cha0s says:
-i was doing that last night with my mom
(note: WAHAHA CONTEXT IS TEH FUNNAY)

cha0s says:
"i say josiah tobin, thou hast been naturally high since the moment you were born"

Josiah says:
-DANGER! DISCO TIME 8)
-*disco pose*
cha0s says:
-DANGAH DISCO
Josiah says:
-ok that was wrong
cha0s says:
-*dances*

Josiah says:
-"I just designed the best guitar ever. I quit. And I'm taking the guitar. 8)"

cha0s says:
-source is probably going to be the most rapidly changing element, but i mean, pictures are a "source" of the game's media, etc  
Josiah says:
-ahaha yeah
-see, with such chilled out stoner reasoning
-anything is right
-8)

cha0s says:
-mmm battle
-OH SH*T THE SHROOMS ARE KICKIN IN...!!!
-._O

cha0s says:
-f*ckin v1c doesnt even take donations
Josiah says:
-dude...
-god doesn't NEED cash
-I dunno what you're talkin bout
cha0s says:
-Hahah yeha
-he is like a nerd's nerd's brazilian nerd's man
Josiah says:
-o.o
cha0s says:
-...
-i rest my case

cha0s says:
-old people mumbling unintelligibly \m/

cha0s says:
-seriously if my code had to manifest in a physical machine with gears and stuff
-holy f*ck, youd probably go insane watching it work

Josiah says:
-7 was f*cking unique
-and had all the atmosphere
-but 4 was like
-just, flat out epic
cha0s says:
-yup
-i know whatcha mean
-like you could mute the sound and 
-play metallica over it the WHOLE time
Josiah says:
-bahahaha
cha0s says:
-but youd HAVE to have long hair to do that

cha0s says:
-mbr3
-what the f*ckkk
-i was typing "breath of fire 3"
-and that came out

cha0s says:
-i like the term 'physical rage'
-what are you an artist or something
=|
Josiah says:
-no.
-no I'm just gay.

cha0s says:
-i have to go and reboot and just let a ton of things download while simultaneously programming the sh*t out of my computer so gaim wont be on the list of expendable resources
-as humans say it "later, dude"

cha0s says:
-wait
-f*ck atomic power

cha0s says:
-\m/ m\/ m\/ m\/ m\/ m\/ m\/ m
-AHHH MY KNUCKLES

cha0s says:
-since the day i watched qbasic die
-*ultra damatic music*
-i bet like at least 20 nerds cried after hearing that

cha0s says:
-ohhhhhh
-AAP EYECANDY
-O_O
-no thread is really complete
-without it

cha0s says:
-i will pretend i just said something funny
-ha, ha.
=|

cha0s says:
-i have a theory
-no straight males are true beatles fans, they are only taking advantage of the fact that hot women like the beatles

Josiah says:
-stupid white mousse
-killing rydia
cha0s  says:
-...
Josiah says:
-at least I haven't encountered tofu yet

cha0s  says:
-i was taking home extra hotdogs form work
-and the dude i was working with was like
-*give!* and put like 5 more on top of what i was taking
-there was an audible "give sound"

cha0s says:
-its like
-basic
-got the jenova cells
-v1ctor: Let's see how the Mako juice is reacting! *sways*

cha0s says:
-i need like 5 gigs of mem
-so i can keep the computer on for like 5 hours
=|
Josiah says:
-hahahahaha
-your computer eats 1 gig an hour then
cha0s says:
-roughly
Josiah says:
-you don't even HAVE a gig of ram
-;p
cha0s says:
-yeah thats why i crash a lot :(

cha0s says:
-no really god, i wouldnt mind at all if my computer stopped eating itself

cha0s says:
-hahahah it was funny
-he's like "whats your reason for canceling" i like launched into a million reasons why aol blows
-and ended it with "i'm a programmer." he's like 
-"oh."

cha0s says:
-who woulve thought eating food would be SUCH a good idea
Josiah says:
-TOLD YOU.

cha0s says:
-the code shouldnt be spaghetti, only the dungeon flow (tm)

cha0s says:
-that song makes church ladies set pandas on fire and not even care

cha0s says:
-i need to add a couple things into my xml parser too
->.>
-couple things here, couple things there <.<
-then BAM.
-you end up in salt lake city with 3 hookers
Josiah says:
-...

cha0s says:
-Bruna, i love you like a fat kid loves pie

Josiah says:
-but yeah.. I'm gonna see if I can get to sleep this time... but if not, I shall come back and giggle to myself about jesus lizards some more

cha0s says:
-thats the most goddamn insane thing
-"here baby, let's get preg and then"
-"INJECT THIS ALIEN SH*T INTO YOU"

cha0s says:
its not like you can talk into a shoe n then aim it at someone and hit it and your msg comes out =|

Josiah says:
-by then, devin will be considered easy listening I'm sure
cha0s says:
-someone will figure out how to mathematically completely fil a sound wave solid
-and just SMACK people

cha0s says:
-you know what i was thinking about
-how a number can never be deivded, and the result be 0
Josiah says:
-yup
cha0s says:
-seems to imply a fundamental indivisibility
=|
-quote scroll that just so i wont forget it please

Josiah says:
-haha quotescroll is now 20.4 k
cha0s says:
-well it NEEDS to be 4.20 k

Josiah says:
-ZELDA 3 DID NOT HAVE GLOWING CABBAGES, that I can be sure of

cha0s says:
-and i can't believe that after z1re and seph went back and forth, zap gave z1re tmep admin status
-i mean, wtf?
-let em duke it out
-if two guys are boxing
-you dont hand one a rocketlauncher

phoenix says:
-i have sh*t idiots of SH*T around here

cha0s says:
-oh damn i changed the bg of my ide to gray instead of white
-my eyes feel like theyre getting massaged
-@_@

(while trying to compile a C program)
cha0s says:
-OH
-SEMICOLONS

cha0s says:
-one part the RV falls into a lake
-its like sinking
-i yell out
-"HEY LOOK"
-"ITS ROBIN WILLIAMS CAREER!"

cha0s says:
-dude theres a town in my state named "sandwich"
=(

cha0s says:
-i'll fix it quicker than 2 jiggles of a jackrabbit's ass

cha0s says:
-and jeebus said unto them, "warily I say unto you, potatoes are the bomb sh*t. now multiply."

Josiah says:
-I posted a topic
-and the only response was some guy like
-"I wanna be a mod"

cha0s says:
-yeah its pretty amazing i've been shaving it everyday
-let the context fade away into the twilight zone ._.

cha0s says:
-wtf is a musicdick?

Josiah says:
-dunno if I converted him to spr yet
-sec I'll do it
cha0s says:
-ok
-you'll try to convert everyone wont ya
=o

cha0s says:
-.-;;;
-oh i am MAD AND SWEATY

cha0s says:
-okay today i'm going to work on ll until i hit the floor
-and then once i do that i'm gonna be like "owowshit why the f*ck did i just hit the floor"
-and WORK SOME MORE

cha0s says:
-if my hd crashes tho
-i'ma flip
-._.
-then land
-and be like
-Damnit!

cha0s says:
-projectileShorthand( PROJECTILE_SCHIZO   )

cha0s says:
-Seriously, catsuit must be More Sexy.
-I capitalize for emphasis.
Josiah says:
._.
cha0s says:
>.>
Josiah says:
-dude there's... not much more I can do  
-without like
-having lynn NUDE
-...oh wait
cha0s says:
-Great idea
-agree 100%

cha0s says:
-so seph starts a religious thread on fb.net
-...nah thats the punchline
=<

cha0s says:
-I SWEAR I CALLED CPU_MELT, WHY THE F*CK ISN'T HE TURNING TO THE LEFT :(
Josiah says:
-hahahahahaha
-that f*cking rules.
cha0s says:
-ohhh right. that was motherboard_fry